"To Whoever It May Concern"

last SG · 2006-09-06T15:08:09+00:00

dear fatum... go and die lah cannot say here. ahahahahahahahahhahahahahha.... maybe one day you will know lor...

the Bear SG

Dear Insurance People

You called a while ago because I "won" something and invited me to go collect it. You also invited me to ask about my insurance and covers.

I will do so when I go there, and I do hope it is not like the usual spiel in the fine print that doesn't allow me to be covered. I didn't buy these policies and am still paying for them because of the folly of my folks.

Don't make me turn your company into mincemeat, because I can.

Your policyholder
the Bear

gd4u SG

Dear mediacorp

I feel very excited to see ur reports about how indoor protesters are protesting. Pls keep it up

Excitedly yours,
gd4u

elindra SG

Dear Timeshares Companies,

I wish you will stop calling me and telling me that I had won some contest sometime back and all I need to do is to go down to your office to collect the gift.

I find it amazing that you cannot answer what contest I joined and get angry when I question you Laughing I find it equally amazing that you get angry when I tell you I'm not interested in the prize and that you can donate it to charity.

Just for your reference, I am one of those people who are too lazy to fill up forms for lucky draws.

Please stop trying to scam people because you guys really need to improve on your con jobs.

Not yours,
Pinky Bear

BabyRS SG

Dear Bear,

Given your self body-abuse history... it's pretty amazing that these insurance companies are still relentless in their pursuit!

The lengths some people will go to - better watch your back (no pun intended, of course) - they may be trying to degenerate your mind since they can't fight with those martial arts experts: The chiropractors and acupuncturists.

Ever the sceptic,
Baby.

laurence82 SG

Dear SGpools, or any other money making organisation

Pls call me to tell me that i have won one million or something. I am not greedy, even 10k is enough.

Yours

the Bear SG

Dear Baby,

As aforementioned to you, I've had it with treating my body like a battering ram.

Wish me luck with both the martial artists and the bullshit artists.

yours
the Bear

Kenashi SG

Dear red ba zhang,

Stop bitching n get some work done.
Always on the lookout for gossip n make a mountain out of a molehill, backstabbing ppl n whining about everything.

Yours angrily
Kenashi Evil or Very Mad

fudgester SG

Dear Digicam Service Center,

I don't expect you to treat me like a king, but I don't expect you to treat me with contempt, either.

Making me wait in vain for days when my camera had already been fixed is stupid. You had broken your promise of calling me as soon as it was ready.

Making me wait 3 1/2 hours while your customer service operator totally forgot about my call is inconsiderate. If anything, I had to take the initiative to call you back.

The second operator stripped me of all dignity by laughing at my real name.

Promising to contact me the very next day only to break your promise takes the cake.

Tell me why I should continue buying your products and not your competitors' when you treat your customers with this level of contempt.

alexkusu SG

Dear Cibaikia

Give me free coffee or I spill your secrets to your wife.

Yours Truly
A honest boy

udontknowme SG

dear two people

whatever it is that i dont know.
i hope it isnt what i think
cos i want the other one Embarassed Razz

-udon-

the Bear SG

Dear CAAS,

Just because a lot of the IMF parasites are from countries where there are seasons, doesn't mean you have to make it winter weather in the terminals.

The staff here are dying from the cold breeze being generated from your airconditioning.

yours angrily
the Bear

Rhonda SG

Dear Colleagues,

Please stop chatting about silly, inconsequential things when we are in the midst of handing over / taking over shift! Nobody can concentrate when chit chat is going on AND the report is being handed over at the same time! Please talk about your dating life / night life / hobbies / children / outings, etc etc yada yada AFTER the handover! Enough Already!! Rolling Eyes

Just trying to work here,
Missy

fudgester SG

Hmm... your fur isn't thick enough? Laughing

av98m SG

Dear uhmmm.....everybody,

Can you stop looking so suprised when I open my mouth to speak mandarin? The last time I checked my reflection in the mirror I'm still Chinese leh. No traces of ang moh features.

And taxi drivers, please stop mistaking me for a tourist Mad

Thank You,
AV

alexkusu SG

Dear God

My left arm is damn sore. Please do something about it.

Yours Beloved Creation
Alex

elindra SG

Dear AV,

I used to have your problem but I no longer have that due to training given by my customers Laughing I have to communicate to them in mandarin and hokkien that both improved drastically and my English went down the gutter

Yours ,
Pinky

laurence82 SG

You look ang moh or mixed?

Strangely, I am reminded of another forumer.

elindra SG

Dear Lower Back,

I know I hurt you accidently while carrying the heavy pail of water for the fish tank yesterday but can you please stop torturing me Crying or Very sad I can't even stand straight

I have taken 1g of panadol to help comfort you but it is not working.

In pain,
Pinky Bear

av98m SG

Dear Pinky,

My spoken mandarin is quite decent leh. Neutral and I also have no idea why people assume that I was educated overseas. I don't speak English with a funny accent what. *scratches head*

Yours,
AV

elindra SG

Dear Av,

Maybe there is something different? I dunno I get that too and I always make an attempt to speak to the taxi driver with a really heavy singaporean singlish accent Laughing

Yours,

Pinky Bear

P.S I think I'm going to cry at the Sinseh later Crying or Very sad

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